Bernardo Calana is thinking ahead to much warmer days. The Massachusetts man walked into a Home Depot in Plaistow, New Hampshire wearing an apron from the store posing as an employee. Calana loaded two air conditioners into his pickup truck and went back inside the store. That's when actual employees noticed his name tag said "Sharon" and had flowers all over it. It turns out no one named Sharon even worked at that store. Police arrested him in the store's parking lot. 

Source: WMUR